best line ever
John Bender is my spirit animal.
This swedish north dude’s best friend Daniel passed away 4 years ago. He sat outside the friends cabin and this jojk came to him.
Swedish talent show
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Toast is ready.
Me: Running happily to the toaster with a fork.
Everyone else: Nooooooooooooh!
one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’